so I got put onto this tv show called “platinum weddings” which of course my fiance made me watch…. and so we watched a few episodes to get ideas for our big day….
and there were some fucking amazing weddings on there…. and then we came to an asian couple from the bay. smh(shaking my head… actually I was shaking my fucking head)
now I don’t feel bad and what I’m gonna say is cruel and unnecessary, but sorta just me being a dickhead because it was just such a bad episode to watch that I HAD TO BLOG ABOUT IT!
okay, so Vince and Amy were the married couple’s name and this girl was the most diva ass bride EVER! she was supposedly a former miss asia beauty model, but man, I wonder if she coulda even been the spokesmodel for sriracha hot sauce real talk! she had cankles to the fullest, the 1000% bolsa ave eyebrows and let’s get really started!
the place they had their wedding was nice, but I felt so bad for the groom. I mean she had him in a hot pink Fuschia silk shirt and I mean even though it was his wedding day, he was simping to the utmost level that no man should in my opinion(which means nothing) even for love….
now let’s get to the bride again… she had not 1, not even 2 but 4 DRESSES! all them shits was ghetto as hell! sorry but remember, I have family in high fashion. when I say high fashion, my sister styles presidents to tom cruise to the beckhams to a super long list of AAA celebs and royalty. this girl tried to say her dresses were like $3,000 to $5,000 each and then OMG, SHE BUSTED OUT CLEAR STRIPPER 7″ HEELS WITH GLUED ON CRYSTALS!!!!!!!!!! no, I’m not playing, she had on the exact stripper heels you see spearmint rhino girls wear. I couldn’t believe it. she had a bikini rumba style dress that would make any parent super ashamed and she was like oh my 3.06 carat ring was made by Harry Winston and it cost $300k or so. cmon girl. the Indian couple before her showed some amazing fucking jewelry and honestly, their price quotes were lower than I think ours would be and we are not expensive or rape artists….I’m a jeweler and I know how much they inflate prices. you’re BUGGING! and the overall wedding cost $550,000 for 150 people? cmon.
the wedding episode prior to watching this one was an indian couple who did it sooooo major and they spent $350,000 and it SHIT ON this. I’m not bringing race in and I don’t favor someone just cuz they’re asian, but jesus h christ…. cmon mama, my sister got married at the French Laundry which is booked 3 months in advanced(has been booked for a year in advance) JUST FOR DINNER! let alone a wedding and it didn’t cost this much…. my brother had the same amount of people at his wedding and it was at the Hotel Bel Air. I mean it was comedy and I couldn’t believe their dance moves and I’m a real piece of shit for tearing their beautiful day apart, but WOW!!!! she ended the show by saying…. I love Louis Vuitton (he’s my favorite designer wtf???) and so our wedding cake was inspired by Louis Vuitton….. ummm, they had a multi colour LV cake…. not the typical monogram, but the MURAKAMI DESIGNED LV multi color design. smh smh smh. I still can’t believe the clear heels with glued on rhine stones and said them shits was $1,500? she coulda went with some manolo’s or some louboutins…
I just thank I’m not marrying a bridezilla and to be honest, I doubt our wedding will be over 60 people max. I’m inviting my direct family and 5 best friends. I don’t believe in big weddings or anything crazy like that. my b-day party was out of control, I don’t want the biggest day in my life to be like that at all. and I’m trying to keep it under 6 figures and I also want there to be everything there that WE like, not catering to my guests…. I will say there will be Dom Perignon Rose and Veuve Rose bubbling ALL NIGHT LONG. don’t care too much about anything else. I might fuck around and make it super ghetto and have Kyo Chun fried chicken and other shit there along with some kobe beef, but I don’t want no stuffy wedding. I mean, the brides dress will be fabolous and so will the bridesmaids dresses and my sister will handle my shit and the groomsmans stuff…. my fiance’s mom owns a flower business and her fam has a catering business, we have a wedding date set for early Feb. 2010
NOBODY WILL BE WEARING CLEAR HEELS, NO LOUIS VUITTON CAKE, NO BOGUS #’S, NO PINK SHIRTS WILL BE WORN BY ANY MAN AND FOR GOD DAMN SURE, THERE WILL BE NO TIARA OR DRESS THAT LOOKS LIKE IT CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF SEARS! cmon girl. jesus h christ.
p.s. I’m not hating… their reception was very nice, not my style, but very nice…. I just can’t believe their speech on national television and her being a beauty pagent winner and just the prices they threw out. crazy.